1995 Episode Guide {incomplete}
1995 - ? - ? - Show 1 - Glenn A. Baker
1. Alternative Nation / Alan Bond's Wedding
2. Headless Statue Controversy
3. Innermost Thoughts of Pete Smith
4. RG.Sing the Seinfeld TV Theme
5. Glenn A Baker - Book Launch / Rock Quiz
1995 - ? - ? - Show 2 - Jimeon
1. Fashion Cafe
2. Australian Institute of Sport
3. Headless Statue Controversy pt 2
4. Jimmy Smits Electricity Corporation
5. RG. Jimeon Impersonations
6. Jimeon - Comedy CD
7. Casino Cheats
1995 - ? - ? - July - Dawn Rawlings (Marked earliest taped show - Baud)
1. Tunstall - Abbos
2. Music Sizzle
3. RG. Stallone clone impressions
4. Dawn Rawlings - Psycic to the stars (Cannot correctly predict funnyman feud)
5. Stevie Wonder movie
6. Secret Blokes Business - Four Corners
1995 - Thu - 13th - July - Linda Gibson
1. RG. Answering machine messages
2. Linda Gibson - Comedy
3. M of T - Ackroyd's resturaunt
4. One more answering machine
1995 - Fri - 14th - July - Santo Cilauro
1. Flaming bag of Poo for a listener (cut off)
2. Trial of Heidi Fleiss
3. RG. New FORD Names
4. Santo Chilauro - Police instructional film / Bargearse / Frontline
5. The Zanies - Crazy sound effect awards (dgen sketch)
6. M of T - Applause world record / prize draw
7. Anti French Calls / Insinkerator
1995 - Mon - 17th - July - Russel Gilbert
1. Kerry Packer denies links to Heidi Fleiss
2. On Phone: Judith Lucy - Review of the new Midday Show
3. RG: Ways to market the McDonalds Goat Burger
4. Russel Gilbert - Travels in England / Theater / Leo Sayer / Livin' with Mick
5. MOT:The name of the next Free Willy film
6. Tommy Lee punches Stockbroker
7. The Inner Life of...Jon English (rpt sketch)
1995 - Tue - 18th - July - Shane Bourne
1. World Focus - Boris Yeltsin
2. Mick's Room to cope with his Addictions
3. Sale of the Century: Battle of the Road Safety Campaign Actors (sketch)
4. British birds out of tune
5. RG: A new magic trick for David Copperfield
6. Shane Bourne - Not 100% / Big Nose / Steve Martin's Bike / Touring
7. The photocopier is talking to me
8. MOT: The real name of Lee Majors
9. Burt Ward's Autobiography / Tony's Batman Story
10. Jake The Drug Sniffer Dog (rpt sketch)
1995 - Fri - 21st - July - Greg Fleet
1. Creating the Fumios
2. Tie for first Fumio: David Copperfield and Boris Yeltsin
3. UFO spooks Whyalla / Call to Whyalla News
4. Yeltsin Photos
5. RG: Talk to the Animals
6. Greg Fleet - Nude / Something Hot Before Bed / Tie Dye / Outies
7. Outtakes: Pete Smith trying to say Ricardo Montalban
8. MOT: Michael Jackson says he only sleeps four hours a night because...
9. FB: Guest Steven Adler - Duck Gun sinks Dingy
10. The Insinkerator
1995 - Mon - 24th - July - Tom Gleisner
1. Bob and Blanche's Wedding Action
2. McDonalds more famous than Jesus
3. The Inner Life of...Tony Barber (sketch)
4. The Jockstrip
5. Golf
6. RG: Elvis Impersonators
7. Tom Gleisner - Mispellings / Best Man Charlie / Photocopiers / Frontline
8. MOT: 125.000 pound is...
9. Rock Connection: Orchestral Manouvers in the Dark being sued - Robin Gibb stalker caught
10. What's on T.V
1995 - Wed - 26th - July - Judith Lucy
1. Tony D. Domenico wants to dig up former P.M. Ben Chiffley / Call to "Executive Relocations"
2. Tony Martin's Celebrity Spotlight: Wayne Goss back in goverment
3. Martin/Molloy Interior Design for Blokes (sketch)
4. The 20th Anniversary of The Hustle
5. RG: New Ideas for the Martin/Molloy Stable of Charcters
6. Judith Lucy - Foreigner / The Hustle / New Age Festivals / Weddings
7. MOT: The Replacement for Robbie Williams in Take That is...
8. The Artist Formerly known as Prince interview
9. What Happens when you phone up to complain about M/M (rpt sketch)
10. Honk horns to the tune of the Hustle
1995 - Thur - 27th - July - Wendy Harmer (missing outro)
1. Paul Keating on rival radio station (sketch)
2. Yassar Arafat becomes a dad
3. Rock Against Want (sketch)
4. John Denver faces drink driving charges
5. RG: Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous?
6. Wendy Harmer - Breakfast Radio / Mistaken Identity / Doug Mulray / Bob and Blanche / Sleep / White Lab Coats / Weddings / Andrew Denton
7. MOT: The name of Yassar Arafat's new daughter is...
8. Michael Jackson's Tackle Out
1995 - Fri - 28th - July - Steve Bedwell (missing outro)
1. The Secret Women's Business Affair
2. Fumios: Bob and Blanche, Paul Keating, Charlie Sheen, Ben Chiffley and Pokies Crazed Pensioners - Betty Cameron and Isa Randall Winner: Michael Jackson
3. How To Be A Smartarse (sketch)
4. RG: Mis-heard Lyrics
5. Steve Bedwell - Dental Horrors / S.A News / Adelaide's Hollywood Boulevard / Captain Cook / Lady Flo Bielke-Peterson's Food / Pompoko Testicles
6. MOT: The title of Max Sharam's album is....
7. MOT Prize Winner: Ms. Jodie Reed
8. Paul Keating on rival radio station (rpt sketch)
1995 - Mon - 31st - July - Lenny Henry (SAFM stops broadcasting final comp and outro)
1. Saddam's Amnesty / Re-Invention
2. Mick's Serve - Co-habitating Royals
3. Waterworld (sketch)
4. A New Survey Says: 25% of Americans make love with the T.V. on
5. RG: Australianisms for Lenny Henry
6. Lenny Henry -
a. Red Carpet
b. RG
c. National Anthems
d. Paul Keating with the Queen
e. Chocolate Starfish
f. Silverchair
g. Lenny's Band
h. Comedy Characters
7. Mick Talks to the Animals (rpt sketch)
1995 - Wed - 2nd - Aug - Ray Manzerec (tape warped for first half of show)
1. Male Contraceptive Injection / Call to Dr Edith Wiesburg
2. Cut Snakes: Bill Mc Knight - Malcom Frasier 5 Star Hotel / Tony Cleary - Divorce / M.J Dreighj - Feminine Hygene Products interupt Ted Whitten
3. Martin/Molloy Fantasy Line (sketch)
4. Beef with the ALP
5. RG: New Lyrics for the Australian Anthem
6. Ray Manzerec - An American Prayer / Jim Morrison / Michael Jackson / Genitalia / The Doors Movie / Mick and Tony's First Singles
7. Male Contraceptive Injection Addicts
1995 - Thur - 3rd - Aug - Amanda Keller (bit of tape warp)
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner: Paul Keating and his Evil Twin
2. Red Nose Day / Other Nose Days
3. Mick and Tony on the Jury (sketch)
4. My Chemist Shoots Mine Out of A Cannon
5. RG: Made a Dick of Yourself stories
6. Amanda Keller - 100th Denton Episode / Jimmy Paige Dribbles / Bizzare Products / What Have You Learnt
7. Tony Martin's Rock Connection: Critics disgusted by new video from Michael Jackson / Elvis Prestly's opinion of Michael Jackson
1995 - Fri - 4th - Aug - Judith Lucy
1. Noel Crichton-Browne
2. Fumio's: Saddam Hussein, John Elliot, Noel Crichton-Browne, Prince Edward and Sophie Rhys-Jones Winner: 2nd Week in a row Michael Jackson / Elvis Prestly's opinion of Michael Jackson (rpt)
3. Computer Problems / Peter Harvey Sings (d-gen sketch)
4. Rolling Stones Personalized Credit Card goes on sale
5. RG: Answering machine messages
6. Judith Lucy - Tatoos / Jeff Kennett / Denton / Learning To Drive / Book Review: The Goddess In The Bedroom by Zsuzsanna E. Budapest /
7. Doctor saves a mans life after seeing Baywatch credits Pamela Anderson
8. The Insinkerator
1995 - Mon - 7th - Aug - Jane Kennedy
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner: Michael Caine
2. The Inner Life of...Warwick Capper / ABC FM (sketch)
3. Lions Loose in the Streets / Call to Zoo Education
4. RG: Personalized Number Plates
5. Jane Kennedy - Batman Forever Review / Photo Stories / Dont Forget Your Toothbrush / Frontline Reviews / Weddings
6. Mission Impossible on hold because of Tom Cruise' pimple
7. The New Mission Impossible (sketch)
1995 - Tue - 8th - Aug - Andrew Goodone
1. Martin/Molloy Tax Consultants (sketch)
2. Naughty Lions Interview (sketch)
3. A New Report Says: Lots of covered up nuclear explosions in Russia / Boris Yeltsin
4. Rolf Harris has blamed himself after animal gets out of zoo during show.
5. RG: Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous?
6. Andrew Goodone - Anti-Internet / Bad Haircuts / Hydroponics / Pataks Buttocks
7. Naughty Lions Interview (rpt sketch)
1995 - Wed - 9th - Aug - Kevin Costner
1. Floatilla to Muroaua Atoll / Call to Dromana Boat Hire
2. Michael Jackson's Latest Clip Premiers / Call Out to listeners who saw it
3. Crichton-Browne (sketch)
4. Listeners who saw MJ's Latest Clip
5. Woman rings in for Win A Date with Kevin Costner
6. Whaleboy Found Guilty
7. RG: Have You Had and Elvis Sighting
8. Kevin Costner - What Mick and Tony Look Like / Waterworld Reviews / Upside / Dennis Hopper / Denies He Makes Bad Movies / How Did You Get Started
1995 - Thur - 10th - Aug - Matt King
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner - Mike Tyson and his Sparring Partners
2. Carmen Lawrence Versus Court
3. Canberra's Empty because of the Floatilla / Question Time from the Floatilla (sketch)
4. Bad Occupation in the Movies - Gun shop Owner
5. Le Figaro front page angers Australia
6. RG: Headline in the Australian that angers the French
7. Matt King - Are You English / The Story / First Jokes / Something Hot Before Bed / Living In Australia / Driving Test Book / Headline for Australian
8. Payrise from the Boss (sketch)
1995 - Fri - 11th - Aug - Craig Harnath
1. French to stop after 8 more tests on Muroaua Atoll / Club: Muroaua Atoll / Environmentally Powered Boat for Flotilla (sketch)
2. Tony Martin's Celebrity Spotlight - Tim Forsythe
3. A Day In The Life of Pete Smith (sketch)
4. Fumio's: Tom Cruise, Anna Nicole Smith, Carmen Lawrence, and Noel Crichton-Browne Winner: The Naughty Lions
5. RG: Grab an Instrument and Play - Mahna Mahna
6. Craig Harnath - Kids In The Kitchen / The Music of Funky Squad / Pro-Internet / Interesting Websites / Online Purchases / Greg's Nipple Watch
1995 - Wed - 16th - Aug - Judith Lucy
1. Queensland filled with Mice / Phone call to Pest Control
2. Genardi Touretski / Airplanes
3. Martin/Molloy Genuine Kentucky Bourbon (sketch)
4. The Wind Up Radio
5. RG: Excuses for turning up late to work
6. Judith Lucy - Pandas at Wedding / Betty / Book Review: Personal Prayers for Young Teens by Mike Grieger
7. Martin/Molloy Fantasy Line (rpt sketch)
8. Nelson Mandella Goes Where No Black Man Has Gone Before
1995 - Thur - 17th - Aug - Paul Hester
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner - John Howard - Man of Mystery
2. Prince Harry Sucks his Thumb (is heard twice on this recording)
3. Stephen King's The Flower Seller (sketch)
4. The Voice of Mickey Mouse breaks up with wife (sketch)
5. RG: Sound Effects
6. Paul Hester - Snubbed By Denton / The Shed / Australian's Getting Taller / Pay TV Review
1995 - Fri - 18th - Aug - Steve Bedwell
1. Imaginary War Is Hell!
2. Fumio's: Uday Hussein, Genardi Touretski, John Howard, Hugh Heffner Winner: Anna Nicole Smith
3. Anna Nicole Smith's Battle for the Ashes (sketch)
4. OZ Lotto (sketch)
5. Best of Martin Molloy
6. RG: Talk to the Animals
7. Steve Bedwell - Mick's School Days / 97 Year old fathers child / Mike Tyson / Advanced Hair Studio / What's on in S.A. / Whale Standing
8. Legalizing Marijuarna (Marinara)
1995 - Mon - 21st - Aug - Rob Sitch
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner - Mike Tyson beats Peter McNealy
2. The Uday Hussein Bandwagon
3. 3D Radio - Pamela Anderson Joke or Michael Bolton (sketch)
4. The Chicken Machine / Identikit Photo
5. Bagging Out Diesel (squealing)
6. RG: What to do with Noel Crichton-Browne?
7. Rob Sitch - Partners in Crime / Rob Did A Coleman / Burke's Backyard / Photographers / Frontline / Ray Martin
8. The Inner Life of...Warwick Capper / ABC FM (rpt sketch)
9. Jerry Garcia Cremated
1995 - Tue - 22nd - Aug - Richie Sambora
1. The Sir William Dean Story
2. Melissa and Dieter - Sick of Each Other / B1 and B2 - Banana Split
3. Almost Amusing Personal Anecdote - Mick's Dogs Mixups
4. RG: Made a Dick of Yourself Stories
5. Richie Sambora - Touring / Someone at the Gate / Bon Jovi's Acting Career / New Album / Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame / More People at the Gate / Melrose Place / Spinal Tap Moments / Jimmy Barnes
6. Hugh Heffner Moves out of Playboy Mansion
7. Tony Put His Back Out Paying out Dieter Brummer
8. (end of episode occurs here but music keeps playing for the remainder)
1995 - Wed - 23rd - Aug - Max Walker
1. Freakwatch - Arguement over Wig
2. The Holy Grail (sketch)
3. The Demidenko's (sketch)
4. Dieter Brummer - Australia's Own Mickey Rourke / Channel Seven Pay Staff in Drugs
5. RG: Max Walker Impressions
6. Max Walker - Apologies for RG / 12th Man Residuals / Tangles / AFL Vs Cricket / Dares / Architect / New Board Game / Trivia
7. Freakwatch - Lisa wants Michael to look like Elvis / Play a warrior in next Star Trek film
1995 - Thur - 24th - Aug - Darren Casey (missing guest)
1. Young Performers of the Year Awards Farce
2. Call up and explain Windows 95
3. Mick Molloyslow Sound Effects Extrodinaire (sketch)
4. Call from Greg about Windows 95
5. Trying to call Dieter Brummer
6. RG: Brush with Fame
1995 - Fri - 25th - Aug - Tracy Harvey (missing insinkerator thanks SAFM)
1. Call to Pete the Clown
2. Mick's Celebrity Corner - Bob Geldof has nothing after divorce
3. The Inner Life of...Max Walker (sketch)
4. Fumio's - Helen Demidenko, Peter McNealy, Marlon Brando, Michael Jackson Winner: Dieter Brummer
5. RG: Hear Your Daggiest Records
6. Tracy Harvey - Rural Womens Awards / Canberra's Roundabouts / Slayed 'Em / New Book / Impressing Mum / Spring Planting Festival
7. The Demidenko's (rpt sketch)
1995 - Tue - 29th - Aug - Glenn Robbins
1. Tony Martin's Celebrity Spotlight - Peter Costello throws papers at Paul Keating
2. Almost Amusing Personal Anecdote - Parking on the Purple Fish Level
3. Kings Cross Police Station (sketch)
4. Uday may kill Saddam
5. Celebrities Home Phone Numbers / Trying to Call Dr. Jack Kevorkian
6. RG: Slogans to attract more patients for Dr "Death" Jack Kevorkian
7. Glenn Robbins - Panto / Citizenship Test should be Gladiators / Mattise Paintings / Salvadore Dali / Tour Poster Misspellings
8. FB: Peter Berlin - Man Mistaken for Gorbachov by drunk Russians of High Military Rankings with Bodyguards - Man Tabledancing while Drunk then gets a cab and vomits into glovebox
9. Freakwatch - Brazilian Boy Sues for $27 million for hitting him with his car
1995 - Thur - 31st - Aug - Judith Lucy
1. Shonky Lawyers / Helen Demidenko/Darvill/Your Guess Is As Good As Ours?
2. Fax Fathers Day Gift Suggestions to M/M
3. Madonna and her boyfriend plan to have surrogate mother for their child
4. Ethical Hospital (sketch)
5. Tony's Bank Fees
6. Fathers Day Gift Suggestions - Signs
7. RG: Activities for Mick and Tony to do while they are on holiday
8. Judith Lucy - In Search of Mr Right / Motivational Tape Review: Leadership Secrets of Atilla The Hun by Wess Roberts and The Secret of Happiness by John Kehoe / Tap Dancing Skills
9. 3D Radio - Pamela Anderson Joke or Michael Bolton (rpt sketch)
1995 - Fri - 1st - Sept - Tom Gleisner (last episode for two weeks)
1. Absolutley Final Last Ever French Nuclear Bomb Tests
2. Fumio's - Helen Demidenko, Madonna, Kings Cross Police Station, David Copperfield Winner: Peter Costello
3. Fax Annecdotes about your Father
4. Pet Shop Boys Song (d-gen sketch)
5. Jeff Kennett's Memorial Park for Former Prime Ministers
6. RG: Oldest Listener to M/M
7. Tom Gleisner - Harry Shearer on Frontline / Detective Sargent Lleyton Homosexual / Charlie The Wonderdog / Critics of Frontline
8. The Insinkerator
2 Weeks off?
1995 - Mon - 18th - Sept - Alicia Silverstone
1. Holiday Talk at the supermarket
2. Paul Keating takeover challenge by Kim Beazley
3. RG. Ideas of celebrating upcoming M/M 100th show
4. Calling up the winner of RG
5. Alicia Silverstone (she lost her voice, poor girl) - Review of Clueless / Future Acting & Producing
1995 - Tue - 19th - Sept - Bob Smith
1. Big French Billboard nude sign in Melbourne
2. Bank Robbery / Ozone Layer
3. Million Dollar Challenge Skit
4. RG. Alternative Punishments for school kids after banning of canes
5. Bob Smith - Impressions of Australia / Gay Olympics
6. Stephen Hawking wedding
1995 - Wed - 20th - Sept - Pete Smith & 100th Martin/Molloy Show
1. Cakes R' Us Inquiry
2. Pete Smith's Recap of 100 Shows
3. Galaxy Of Stars - Michael Hutchence / Anna Nicole Smith
4. Cosmetic Range
5. RG: Ideas for segments for the next 100 years
6. Pete Smith - Programming Introductions / Channel 9 Days / Read Auto-Cue Cards by M/M
1995 - Thu - 21st - Sept - Richard Roxburgh
1. Mick's celebrity corner - John Howard
2. Paul Keating's Hair Loss
3. Mick Molloy "Can't Recall" skit
4. RG. Brush With Fame
5. Richard Roxburgh - Blue Murder / Hamlet
1995 - Fri - 22nd - Sept - Andrew Goodone
1. Rock Connection - Bon Jovi's Support Act / Michael Bolton "Can I Touch You ... There"
2. Switzerland use Red Wine as ethanol replacement
3. Judge Greg (Matthews)
4. RG. Daggiest Music Record
5. Andrew Goodone - Hairdresser / Galaxy Pay-Tv / Virtual Reality
1995 - Mon - 25th - Sept - Harry Shearer (The Simpsons)
1. New Zealand's Volcano Problems
2. Designer in Jail
3. ARL Grand Final Half-Time Show
4. RG. Best Simpsons Character Impersonations
5. Harry Shearer - Frontline / The Simpsons Characters / Writer's Block / George Bush & Michael Jackson Eps.
1995 - Tue - 26th - Sept - Sue-Anne Post
1. "Phreaking" (0055 Phone Sex Chat Lines)
2. Nokia Billboard Sign
3. Kerry O' Brien Skit
4. RG: Ideas for Calendars Based on Occupations
5. Sue-Anne Post - AFL & Brownlow Count / Childhood
1995 - Wed - 27th - Sept - H.G Nelson
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner - John Howard / Born To Be Wild!
2. Pope John Paul's Upcoming U.S Trip
3. Patrick Stewart - McDonald's Skit
4. Rg: Funny Married Surnames (Princess Anne + Bon Jovi = Anchovies!!)
5. H.G Nelson - Club Buggery / ARL Half-Time Show
1995 - Thu - 28th - Sept - Steve Griffiths/Australian Doors Show
1. Freak Watch
2. Martin/Molloy Twin Blade 2000 Skit
3. France ceases on landmines built
4. RG: Things That Your Dad Says
5. Steve Griffiths - Tribute Band / The Doors
6. Judge Greg (Matthews) Skit
1995 - Fri - 29th - Sept - Rachel Berger
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner - Wil Carling
2. Grizzly Bear Attack on 2 Guys in Canada
3. Wedgy Skit
4. Fumio Award - ARL Half-Time Entertainment
5. Mick's Sister has a new baby
6. RG: Barry White Impersonation
7. Rachel Berger - Barry White / Carmen Lawrence / Book
1995 - Thu - 5th - Oct - Meatloaf
1. 1.Celebrity Advertising Space
2. 2.International Arrivals Airline Spray
3. 3.OJ Simpson Jury Fantasy Hotline
4. 4.Bargearse Video Release
5. 5.RG: Design Meatloaf's Next Video Clip
6. 6.Meatloaf
7. 7.Foolish Behaviour
1995 - Fri - 6th - Oct - Kyle McLauchlin (missing the beginning)
1. OJ Simpson Jurors Sightings in Australia
2. John Howard & Paul Keating Elevator Conversation
3. OJ Simpson Jurors Sightings in Australia pt 2
4. Fumio Awards
5. RG: Silly Noises
6. Kyle McLauchlin - Showgirls
1995 - Wed - 11th - Oct - Dawn Rawlings
1. Bob & Blanche vs Hazel Feud
2. Tim and Phil : Interview the Pope
3. ALP's Pope Ad
4. Martin Molloy Liar Liar Pants on Fire Jeans
5. UN Memorial 20c Piece
6. RG: Psychic Celebrity Predictions
7. Dawn Rawlings - Tony's Stars
8. 7:30 Report - Richard Carlton Expose
1995 - Thu - 12th - Oct - Elizabeth Berkley
1. 1.Australian Economy is a Disgrace
2. 2.OJ Simpson Cancels TV Interview
3. 3.Pete Smith's Street Beat
4. 4.RG: Brush with Fame
5. 5.Elizabeth Berkley - Showgirls
1995 - Fri - 13th - Oct - Steve Bedwell
1. 1.Masterpiece Mirrors
2. 2.Overweight Jockey
3. 3.Psychic Mick
4. 4.Fumios
5. 5.RG: Smoke on the Water
6. 6.Steve Bedwell
7. 7.Pope Accepts the Fumio
1995 - Mon - 16th - Oct - Tiriel Moira
1. Saddam's Presidential Campaign / Election Ad
2. Solomon Lew's Demands on Rupert Murdoch
3. Tim & Phil: Search for Jandals
4. OJ Simpson Kicked Out of Golf Club
5. RG: Unusual Collections
6. Tiriel Moira - Theatre Productions / Theatre Disasters / Final Frontline
7. Commercial TV Guide
8. Saddam's Election Ad (rpt)
1995 - Tue - 17th - Oct - Magda Szubanski
1. "Opera House" Opera
2. "Seven" Film Review / Serial Killer Rivalry
3. Looking Seedy with Mick & Tony
4. Demi Moore's Stripper Paycheck
5. RG: Chat with Gurinda at the local 7/11 / Shop Assistant's Worst Customer
6. Magda Szubanski - Big Girl's Blouse / Christmas Special / Psychic Babe
7. Saddam's Popularity Dive
1995 - Thu - 19th - Oct - Isabella Scoropco
1. Bill Hayden's (Govenor General) $12 million tab
2. New Coffin Design for Fear of Live Burial
3. Club Bumcrack - The Erotically Charged World of Showblokes
4. Oldest Person on Earth
5. RG: New Characters for Martin/Molloy
6. 6: Isabella Scoropco - Filming "Goldeneye" / Glamour Bond Girls / Pierce Brosnan
7. 7: "Mad from Carrum Downs" letter to the editor
8. 8: Bill Hayden's prize pool (rpt)
1995 - Fri - 20th - Oct - Florence Henderson (missing start)
1. Fumio Awards: Saddam Hussein
2. Mick & Tony's Babysitting Service
3. Windows Down '95 Campaign
4. RG: Your Family Sitcom
5. Florence Henderson - Touring Show / Brady Bunch House / Silverchair / Houseboat
6. Insinkerator
1995 - 10 - October - 23 - Monday - Morgan Freeman
1. Hard Rock Cafe Launch
2. Paula Yates Kiss & Tell Autobiography
3. Tum & Phul Phone "That's Fairly Interesting"
4. Liberal Party Environmental Policy
5. RG: Brush with Boris Yeltsin
6. Morgan Freeman: Co-Stars / Directing / Seven / Brad Pitt
7. Silverchair - Underage, Restrictions Apply
1995 - 10 - October - 24 - Tuesday - Raymond J Bartholemew
1. Mick Molloy's Celebrity Corner: Paul Keating
2. UN's 50th Anniversary Party
3. Fidel Castro's US Tour
4. Barnyard Introductions
5. Cats - the New Deadly Killer
6. RG: Stupid Stuff Your Cat Does
7. Raymond J Bartholemew: Inspiration / Ode to Chirac / End of Gestation
8. Brian Nankervis: Raymond J Bartholemew / Ernie & Denise / The Big Ones
1995 - 10 - October - 25 - Wednesday - Wendy Harmer
1995 - 10 - October - 26 - Thursday - George Mille
1995 - 10 - October - 27 - Friday - Russell Gilbert
1995 - Tues - 31st - Oct - Agro
1. Coming up on Martin/Molloy
2. RG: Terrifying Ideas for Halloween Costumes
3. Agro - Right Hand Man/This Is Your Life/Celebrity Grand Prix Driver
4. DwP: What a Feeling with "Lauren"
5. FB: Photos go to wrong developer Guest: Sophie Lee - parking meter troubles
6. Martin/Molloy Babysitting Service
7. What's Happend to Daniel John's Pants?
1995 - Wed - 1st - Nov - Phillip Adams
1. QEII Flys "First Class" on Air New Zealand
2. QEII Flying Air New Zealand Black Box Recording (sketch)
3. Tim and Phil: Missing Chilly Bin
4. On Phone: Andrew Denton - Paul Keating Interview
5. RG: Things That Kids Say
6. Phillip Adams - Comedy Credentials/Pay TV and the Internet
7. DwP: Blue Suede Shoes with "Shane"
8. Dominique' (rpt sketch)
9. Halloween Costumes
1995 - Thur - 2nd - Nov - Joe Elliot
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner: Paul Keating and the Election
2. Goverment Rockband Grants/Minister for Rock
3. Spring Racing Carnival
4. RG: Excuses for why you (a police officer) were given a large amount of cash?
5. Joe Elliot - Soccer/Stage Diving/Rumours/Bad First Impressions/Lockerbie Connection
6. DwP: Ebony and Ivory with "Dianne"
7. Interfeces (rpt sketch)
8. John Lennon interferes with Rolf Harris' Show
1995 - Fri - 3rd - Nov - Steve Bedwell
1. Prince Charles New Album
2. Rejected Tracks from Prince Charles' New Album "Sandman"
3. Fumio's: Salem Maleck, Paul Keating, John Major and Daniel Johns Winner: The Queen
4. QEII and Prince Phillip arrive at Rotorua
5. Police Corruption Court Case
6. Lucky Grills Signing Bargearse Videos
7. RG: What's Your Daggiest Album (Phone Troubles)
8. Steve Bedwell - The Queen's Lavatorial Issues/Rabbit Virus/Rundle Mall Balloon Wars/Sex Over 65 Survey
9. DwP: The Greatest Love of All with "Alf"
10. Prince Rainier of Monaco Goes The Slap
11. The Insinkerator
1995 - Mon - 6th - Nov - Judith Lucy
1. Cameroon - Nation or Biscuit?
2. Galaxy of Stars - Dannii Minogue - Out Of Control Diet
3. Condom Vending Machines in Schools
4. Megaphone Hijinks
5. RG: What's Your Daggiest Album (Redo)
6. Judith Lucy - Publicity/Midday Show/The Airport/Bruce and Demi DIY Gifts/Elvis Bed/Echo Point
7. DwP: Addicted To Love with "Ryan"
8. Lovable Premier Jeff Kennett/Melbourne City Link
9. Spring Racing Carnival (rpt sketch)
10. What's On TV Tonight/Letters to The Editor
11. Rejected Tracks from Prince Charles' New Album "Sandman" (rpt sketch)
1995 - Tue - 7th - Nov - Anthony Morgan
1. Melbourne Cup Talk
2. Paul Keating in The Twilight Zone (sketch)
3. The Spring Racing Carnival Continues (sketch)
4. Stupid Hat Day - The Day That Stops a Nation
5. Melbourne Cup Setting on Exercise Bike
6. RG: Call Anything in a Horse Race Style.
7. Anthony Morgan Late/Mick Molloy Steps In
8. Asking for Stupid Hat Eyewitnesses
9. Prince William Attends Wild Dance Party
10. On Phone: Stupid Hat Eyewitnesses
11. Morgan Just Called, Not Coming In
12. DwP: Livin' On A Prayer with "Marie"
13. Police Corruption Court Case (rpt sketch)
14. Horse Pre-Race Party
1995 - Wed - 8th - Nov - David Caruso
1. Balancing Up/Fox Studios/Rides
2. Armed Forces Mardi Gras Float (sketch)
3. Galaxy of Stars - Madonna - Dinner's Ready John John
4. Round The Dial (sketch)
5. Hugh Grant News - Spotted in Milan's Red Light District
6. RG: New Catchphrases for Clint Eastwood
7. David Caruso - Painting a Picture/At The Cup/Action Scenes/The Police/Movies
8. DwP: Crocodile Rock with "Graham"
9. FB: Pick Up a Horse in a float at Airport Guest: Rob Sitch - Parking Fine
1995 - Thur - 9th - Nov - Michael Spibey
1. Celebrity Medical Emergencies - Anna Nicole Smith/John Wayne Bobbit
2. Call in with Brushes with Michael Bolton
3. Enhanced Hair Studio (sketch)
4. Brush with Bolton
5. RG: Made A Bit of a Dick of Myself Stories
6. Michael Spibey - Vocal Techniques/L.A./Barnesy/T.V./Movies/Travel
7. DwP: Born To Be Wild with "Kylie"
8. The Spring Racing Carnival Continues (rpt sketch)
1995 - Mon - 13th - Nov - Michael Leunig
1. Cricket Talk -Tony plays for Pakistan
2. Designer Babies
3. CPSM (sketch)
4. Celebrity Grand Prix -Russel Gilbert MIA/On Phone: Robyn Archer
5. RG: Celebrities in Celebrity Grand Prix
6. Michael Leunig - Books / S.S.Economy Sinking / Ducks / Drawing
7. Caught with Pants Down / Future Songs for Duet with Pete
8. DwP: Copacabana with "Annie"
9. AFI Gossip
10. Pakistan vs. Australian Cricket Match (rpt sketch) / What's On T.V.
1995 - Wed - 15th - Nov - Sir David Putnam
1. Selling off Nude Shots of Imrahn Kahn (repeat)
2. That's Emdur-tainment (sketch)
3. Pre-Packaged News Reports from The Liberal Party (sketch)
4. RG: New Jobs for Carmen Lawrence
5. Sir David Putnam - The Knight Protocol / Hollywood / Splurge Guns / sell Outs
6. DwP: Surfin' USA with "Liz"
7. Galaxy of Stars - Yoko Ono - Lennon's Shirt Tips / Bruce Willis - MOONlighting
8. Cut Snakes / Logical / Cut Gambling In Half
9. That's Emdur-tainment (rpt sketch)
1995 - Thur - 16th - Nov - Paul Hester
1. The Rabbit Fanciers Society
2. Paul Lynham leaves The 7.30 Report / Channel Nine Journalists
3. Tim and Phil: Last Night's Party / NZ Film Commission (sketch)
4. There's Something Coming, Something Brown
5. RG: What would you bring back from 10 Years in the Future
6. Paul Hester isn't here
7. On Phone: Mark Thompson - Blokes and Sheds
8. Paul Hester - Where Were You/Sheds/Basketball/Hard Rock Mementos/Bargearse
9. DwP: I Am Woman with "Chris"
10. Bjork's Backyard
11. David Attenbrough's Sexy Insects (sketch)
1995 - Fri - 17th - Nov - Judith Lucy (start of show missing)
1. As A Penisioner I'd Like to Complain - Duet with Pete
2. RG: What would be your first words on FM Radio?
3. Judith Lucy - Erotic Dreams / Deaf Boy / Bad Sex Life Experiences / Books
4. DwP: Bad, Bad Leroy Brown with "Robert"
5. Drawing The Prize for DwP - Winner: Kylie Parish
6. DwP: Sing with "Mick and Tony" (sketch)
7. The Insinkerator
1995 - Mon - 20th - Nov - Russel Gilbert
1. T.V. Week - AFI Awards - Mick Molloy being less than overwhelmed
2. Mick's Celebrity Corner - Paul Keating / Bob Hawke (sketch)
3. Warnie broke his toe
4. Essence deu Capsicum' No. 5 (sketch)
5. Free As A Bird by The Beatles (World Exclusive)
6. Rejected Track for the new Beatles single
7. Russel's Mobile Phone Rings On Air
8. RG: Things Princess Diana will reveal in a new interview
9. Russel Gilbert - Butcher / Gilbo's Christmas Song / Capsicum Spray / Russell Sings / Celebrity Grand Prix
10. TBE: Incorporate Brown into A James Bond film Title
11. Julie Thompson talks about Mick Molloy (sketch)
12. What's on T.V. - The Best of Healthy, Wealthy & Wise - Cagney and Lacey Return - Looking Good - Rudy Coby the Coolest Magician on Earth
1995 - Tues - 21st - Nov - Andrew Goodone
1. Bob Hawke at the Industrial Relations Commission (sketch)
2. Barnyard Olympics (sketch)
3. On Phone: People who saw Princess Diana Interview
4. Michael Gudinski - Drops by to get contracts signed
5. RG: What T.V show would you like to see together again?
6. Chris Carter was supposed to be on yesterday, he'll be on tomorrow
7. Andrew Goodone - Living at Judith Lucy's Place / Crap on Walls / Shane St James
8. New Names for Shane St James
9. TBE: Impressions of Bryan Brown
10. More New Names for Shane St James
11. The Beatles New Album
1995 - Thur - 23rd - Nov - Tom Jones
1. French Ambassador gets a dressing down
2. Mick's Celebrity Corner - George Harrison / Next Beatles Anthology
3. Nostril Bags (sketch)
4. First Brown Album off the line
5. RG: Real Ghost Stories
6. Tom Jones - Bruce Willis / The Band / Married Life / Mars Attacks / Dean Martin's Old Place / Benny Hill Chase Scene / Police filmed Tom Jones Concert
7. TBE: Add a Backwards Message to The Brown Album
8. Dental Experiences
9. Advanced Beard Studios
1995 - Fri - 24th - Nov - Steve Bedwell
1. News from Washington - Looking for undiscovered photos of JFK assaination
2. Freak Watch - Michael Jackson tries looking like Elvis Presley
3. The Wedgies - A Very Wedgie Christmas (sketch)
4. Katherine Garrett - Leaving for Breakfast shift in Canberra
5. Fumio's: Shane Warne, John Lennon, Princess Diana and Bob Hawke Winner: Jason Donovan
6. RG: New Beatles Member and Anthology Ideas
7. Steve Bedwell - Spoken Word / Marc Hunter / NSW Film Commission / Donut Gun / Adelaide, Fattest People in Australia / Public Hangings
8. TBE: A Rap about The Brown Album
9. Day in the Life of Margaret Thatcher (sketch)
10. The Insinkerator
1995 - Mon - 27th - Nov - Dave Purner and Dan Murphy of Soul Asylum (missing start)
1. A Cast of Antonio Banderas' Gentials
2. Coincidences
3. Dead Couple Gets Posthumously Married
4. RG: Have you ever been mistakend for a Celebrity
5. Dave Purner and Dan Murphy of Soul Asylum - Cars / Soul Asylum Sound / Spinal Tap / Meeting President Clinton / Other Skills
6. TBE: Add the word Brown to Beatles Song Titles
7. Richard Carlton - Road Trauma
8. What's on T.V. - The Final Best of Healthy, Wealthy and Wise - The World's Greatest Magic
1995 - Tues - 28th - Nov - Russell Crowe (end missing)
1. Uday Hussein is Car-Mad
2. Mick The In-Store Santa (sketch)
3. Gladiators - The Soundtrack Album
4. RG: Ideas for Themed Weeks
5. Russell Crowe - Virtuosity (cuts out)
1995 - Wed - 29th - Nov - Wendy Harmer
1. Redback Terror in Japan / Call to Japanese Embassy
2. 2.Galaxy of Stars - Oliver Reed - Sawney Bean / Anna Nicole Smith - Checked into Betty Ford Clinic
3. The Collosseum Conspiracy
4. RG: Characters from The Simpsons Impressions
5. Wendy Harmer - Revenge Tips / Princess Di / Queens Christmas Message Sketch / Impressions
6. Queens Christmas Message Bidding War?
7. TBE: Sing "Brown" Suede Shoes
8. Video Stores
9. The Bank of Martin/Molloy (sketch)
10. Paul Mercurio's Love of Homebrew
1995 - Thurs - 30th - Nov - John Clarke
1. Labour Party's Most Embarrasing M.P. Graham Campbell
2. The Sydney Olymipic Bid Controversy (sketch)
3. Traffic Report Theater (sketch)
4. Mini Freak Watch - First Live Shows in New York
5. As A Pensioner I'd Like To Complain - Christmas Carols
6. RG: Interesting Ideas for the Holidays
7. John Clarke - The Internet / Perspicacity / This is Your Life / Life at Nine / Satire / Christmas Plans
8. Gracie finds a Dictionary to look up Perspicacity
9. TBE: The Brownest Thing you can find
10. Essence deu Capsicum' No. 5 (rpt sketch)
11. What's on Round The Network
12. Gracie's Birthday
13. As A Pensioner I'd Like To Complain - Christmas Carols (rpt)
1995 - Fri - 1st - Dec - Judith Lucy (1995 Finale)
1. End of Year Pranks - "The Pope" rings Police to report Pope Mobile stolen.
2. 1995 Grand Fumio's - Greg Matthews, Boris Yeltsin, Jaque Shiraque, Hugh Grant Winner: Michael Jackson
3. RG: End of Year Pranks - Winner of The X Files Gear: Steve McFarland
4. Judith Lucy - Hobart / Room Service / Revolving Resturant / Brisbane / Hotel Room / Unflattering Undies and Mud Masks
5. TBE: Who is The Mystery Brown on the phone?
6. Mick The In-Store Santa (rpt sketch)
7. The Sydney Olymipic Bid Controversy (rpt sketch)
8. The Insinkerator
9. DwP: Sing with "Mick and Tony" (rpt sketch)
1995 - Mon - 4th - Dec - Scared, Weird, Little Guys (Summer Edition)
1. Mick at Stephen Hawking's Wedding (rpt)
2. Robbers/The Hole in The Ozone Layer (rpt)
3. The Bullshit of David Copperfield (rpt sketch)
4. William Shakespeare Livin in his Car(rpt)
5. RG: What was the worst thing on T.V. in 1995
6. S.W.L.G. - Mispellings / Beatles Song / M/M Promo Jingle / Christmas Song - Sell Me More
7. 3 Pack of CD's (rpt sketch)
8. MOT: Jeri Hall is spending $13.000 on Hypnosis to.. A. Lose Weight B. Quit Smoking C. Find Mick Jagger Attractive D. Perfect Chicken Routine
9. FB: Robber holds up tailors shop took tranquilsers beforehand / Man Strapped to Giant Mouse Trap - High Velocity Space Travel
10. Anna Nicole Smith - Battle for the Ashes (rpt sketch)
11. Blockbuster Entertainment Awards
12. DwP: What A Feeling with "Lauren" (rpt)
1995 - Wed - 6th - Dec - only the last half hour (Summer Edition)
1. Bizzare Cult Leader - Richard Carlton (rpt sketch)
2. MOT: Marcel Marceau appeared on stage with Michael Jackson to... A.Promote his new concerts B.Raise Money for Charity C. Hang out with someone with thicker make up than him D. See How how His Freak mime was coming along
3. Calling to Hire a boat to go to Muraroa Atoll (rpt)
4. Sale of the Century - Battle of the Road Safety Campaign Actors (rpt sketch)
5. DwP: Bad, Bad Leroy Brown with "Robert" (rpt)
1996 Episode Guide {incomplete}
1996 - 01 - January - 15th - Monday - Magda Szubanski (Rob Sitch in Foolish Behaviour)
1. Tim and Phil: Films, Films, Films (sketch)
2. Micheal Gudinski presents Gold Record for The Brown Album
3. RG: The Most Crap Christmas Present
4. Magda Szubanski - Crap Christmas Present / Polish Christmas / Babe Talk / This is Your Life Experience
5. Shoot the Celebrity in the Arse: Pete Smith (HIT)
6. Foolish Behaviour: Tony goes Bowling, (Rob Sitch calls in) Goes to Comedy Tennis Match
7. 1996 Martin/Molloy Calender (rpt sketch)
8. Much on the Telly Over Summer?!
1996 - 01 - January - 16th - Tuesday - Andrew Goodone
1. Prince Phillip Revelations
2. Helen Demidenko's "friends" make too many books about her
3. Martin/Molloy Factor Diddley Sunscreen (sketch)
4. On This Day in History
5. RG: A New Lead Singer for The Sex Pistols
6. Andrew Goodone - Voice Over Work / The Politics of Vegemite on Toast / Frenchman with Pet Lobster / Bananas in Pyjamas are method actors / Too Many Tim Shaw commercials / Nightmares
7. STCITA: Glenn Ridge (MISS)
8. Freak Watch: Donates 2 tonne statue of self to Orphanage / Wears Disposable Nappies
9. 24th Annual Barnyard Olympics (sketch)
10. Call to Burt Ward's Answering Machine
1996 - 01 - January - 17th - Wednesday - Glen A Baker
1. Mick's Celebrity Corner: Paul Keating meets Dr Mahhatir
2. Contraceptive Corner: Vatican Approved Papal Stick
3. Two Beers and a Souvlaki Bran (sketch)
4. Call to Burt Ward's Answering Machine (rpt)
5. RG: A Brush with Fame
6. Glen A Baker - Trivia Questions / The Sex Pistols / Traveling in Cuba / Screenplays / Casting
7. STCITA: Glenn Ridge (HIT)
8. What's Happening at the Cricket?
9. CPSM (rpt sketch)
1996 - 01 - January - 18th - Thursday - Wilbur Wilde
1. Steve Waugh's Winner Takes All CD
2. Alan Bond - Australia's Biggest Most Brazen Fraud Ever!
3. Channel 9 - This Is Australia Promo
4. Police Corruption Payoff (sketch)
5. Protest Against the Invention of the Motor vehicle
6. RG: Ways for Fergie to make a bit of cash in a hurry
7. Wilbur Wilde - Wilbur and Red hang out / The New Channel 9 Promo / Wilbur's Acting Career / Shoot The Celebrity in the Arse / Ten Weeks of Darkness / Celebrity Golf / Rocky Horror / Sax Heroes / Benny Hill Chase Music / Adolph Sax
8. STCITA: Kim Beazley (HIT)
9. Baywatch News: Product Placement / Tommy Lee cooks for Pamela Anderson in the nude
10. Traffic Report Theater (rpt sketch)
11. More Baywatch News: David Hasselhoff claims he's an "Ideas Man"
1996 - 01 - January - 19th - Friday - Judith Lucy
1. Emergency Freak Watch: Lisa Marie Divorces Michael
2. Fumio's: Michael Jackson, Jim Quinn, Melon Head Whales, Prince Phillip, Winner:Everyone in the New Channel 9 Promo
3. Behind the Scenes of the New 9 Promo (sketch)
4. The Completely Gratuitous Jamaican Stereotype (sketch)
5. When The "Best" of Martin/Molloy is on around the Network
6. RG: Silly Noises
7. Judith Lucy - Perth Connections / WA Salvage / Miss Maudes / Judith's Family / "Aren't you off Full Frontal?"
8. STCITA: Wilbur Wilde (MISS)
9. Tamworth Bootscooting Record Attempt
10. Mick as a Tennis Umpire (sketch)
11. Martin/Molloy Gallery of Rejected Characters (sketch)
12. Martin/Molloy Comedy Insinkerator
1996 - 01 - January - 22nd - Monday - Dennis Ferina
1. Call to "Meredith" at "Pages" Childrens Bookstore
2. Cricket in Pakistan
3. Le Catcheurs D'Bogge (sketch)
4. Police Dine Out on Anti-Crime donations
5. RG: New Nickname for Mark Phillipoussis
6. Dennis Farina - Crooks and Policemen / Was A Real Policeman / Michael Mann / Midnight Run / Get Shorty / What's Next?
7. STCITA: Wilbur Wilde (HIT)
8. Elections in the Middle East
9. Gracie has worked at NXFM
10. Police Car Roundup snares William Shakespeare
1996 - 01 - January - 23rd - Tuesday - Paul Hester
1996 - 01 - January - 24th - Wednesday - Burt Ward
1996 - 01 - January - 25th - Thursday - Judith Lucy
1996 - 01 - January - 29th - Monday - Russell Gilbert
1996 - 01 - January - 30th - Tuesday - Billy Bragg
1996 - 01 - January - 31st - Wednesday - Judith Lucy
1996 - 02 - February - 1st - Thursday - Bill Bennett
1996 - 02 - February - 2nd - Friday - Wendy Harmer
1996 - Mon - 05th - Feb - Patrick Swayze
1. Mick's celebrity corner - Frank Tanti (with 'The tanti man can')
2. Gene Kelly & the RIP clips
3. A day in the life of Pete Smith (Rpt)
4. Registering to vote/ing
5. RG.Stupid Cat Behaviour
6. Tony hasn't seen Dirty Dancing/STCITA
7. Foolish Behaviour
8. Police Hats & Advanced hair
1996 - Tue - 06th - Feb - The Amazing Jonathan
1. Sri Lankan test cricket ideas
2. Crime Watch - Severed Penis
3. 0055 election96 fantasy line
4. Pinocchio lie detector - OJ & Police Corruption
5. RG. Where would you like the spy satellite to land +Tanti
6. STCITA
7. Molly, Wood, Boon & Naughtie Numberplates
8. The sick Assistant
1996 - Wed - 07th - Feb - Sidney Pollack
1. Australian cricketers are sissis
2. Mick's celebrity corner - Des Renford (Hillary in a lift)
3. M Vs. M - Setup/Can't decide on the format
4. Secret Womens Business - Egg Bank
5. RG: Are our cricketers sissies?
6. Sidney Pollack - Sabrina
7. Howards end / Joan Collins' books / STCITA (Jonathan again)
8. First Lady kicks presidential arse
9. Koreans don't like our gestures (and we don't like theirs)
1996 - 02 - February - 08 - Thursday - Judith
1996 - 02 - February - 09 - Friday - Paul Kelly
1996 - 02 - February - 12 - Moday - Trevor Marmalade
1996 - 02 - February - 13 - Tuesday - Tim and Neil Finn
1996 - 02 - February - 14 - Wednesday - Jeff Fenech
1996 - 02 - February - 15 - Thursday - Judith Lucy
1996 - 02 - February - 19 - Monday - Jason Stephens
1996 - 02 - February - 20 - Tuesday - Tommy G
1996 - 02 - February - 21 - Wednesday - Lano and Woodley
1996 - 02 - February - 22 - Judith Lucy
1996 - 02 - February - 23 - Friday - Steve Bedwell (missing the first half hour)
1996 - 02 - February - 26 - Monday - John Clarke
1996 - 02 - February - 27 - Tuesday - Sandra Bernhard (Paul Hester guest hosts)
1996 - 02 - February - 28 - Wednesday - David Richardson
1996 - 03 - March - 01 - Friday - Judith Lucy (end missing and background noise issues)
1996 - 03 - March - 04 - Monday - Adrian Edmondson
1996 - 03 - March - 05 - Tuesday - Deni Hines
1996 - 03 - March - 07 - Thursday - John Farnham
1996 - 03 - March - 08 - Friday - Judith Lucy
1996 - 03 - March - 11 - Tuesday - Colin Hay
1996 - 03 - March - 12 - Wednesday - Judith Lucy
